rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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