I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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