Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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