He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize