He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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