Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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