it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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