so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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