So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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