don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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