she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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