...so i touched it.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
