Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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