so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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