oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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