From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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