I must be too annoying 4 u.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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