what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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