Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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