Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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