Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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