She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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