I've blown a few things in my day
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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