He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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