You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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