Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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