Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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