walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
His nipple licking is glorious
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