After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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