i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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