I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
