just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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