Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
