I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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