Where is the hickey?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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