so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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