i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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