they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He better not be in your backpack
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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