Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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