i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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