If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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