D3 body, D1 cock
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Your dad touched me again.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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