Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize