I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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