yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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