Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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