Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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