the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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