I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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