So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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