how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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