Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We got so high we made milksteak
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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