He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
