you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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